you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
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id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
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So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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