you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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