I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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