The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
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He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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