Christians are straight up FREAKS
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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