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(248): View more from Michigan

did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.

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(248): did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there. http://tfl.nu/0o4m

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(303): View more from Colorado

And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?

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That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence

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(303): And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open? (1-303): That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence http://tfl.nu/qwl7

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(206): View more from Washington

he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.

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(206): he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina. http://tfl.nu/gr4l

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(203): View more from Connecticut

my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.

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(203): my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath. http://tfl.nu/lzk1

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(514): View more from Quebec

i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them

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the remaining ten - you weren't in

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(514): i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them (514): the remaining ten - you weren't in http://tfl.nu/19lj

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"

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(412): Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces" http://tfl.nu/4r9u

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic

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(952): I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic http://tfl.nu/w8wo

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For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.

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(701): For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza. http://tfl.nu/ui1g

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.

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(203): Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle. http://tfl.nu/td6t

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave

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(608): not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave http://tfl.nu/ay74

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(905): View more from Ontario

you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.

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(905): you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed. http://tfl.nu/nsl5

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(301): View more from Maryland

Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass

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He should have died. Natural selection.

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(301): Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass (240): He should have died. Natural selection. http://tfl.nu/8itz

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(203): View more from Connecticut

MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.

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(203): MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over. http://tfl.nu/zav4

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(416): View more from Toronto

Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world

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(416): Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world http://tfl.nu/enih

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(647): View more from Ontario

Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm

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(647): Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm http://tfl.nu/f115

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