your room smells of hookers.
And success
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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