he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?