My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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