been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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