I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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