I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
We need to get me chipped asap
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