The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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