Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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