So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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