You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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Houston, we have a squirter
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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