Nicole vs. Life
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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