You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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