Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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