I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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