i can't believe i had my finger in that
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
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I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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