this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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