Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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