so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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