As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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