i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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