There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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