why didn't you poke me back
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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