...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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