didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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