i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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