And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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