**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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