Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
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I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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