a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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