there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
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our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
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My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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