who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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