Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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