260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
