Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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