using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Randomize
