Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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