i may or may not be watching the land before time
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
