Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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