If that was your dad, he is hot
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
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He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Randomize