I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
You took a bar mat shot.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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