Michael Bay diarrhea
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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