All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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