Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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