idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
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This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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