i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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