Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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