Got a toothbrush?
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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