I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
