My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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