its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
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The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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