plz talk dirty to me
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
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Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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